Who we are
The Eggless Economy™ – A New Asset Class
We began with a question: what if the egg—a symbol of fragility, fertility, and economic anxiety—became permanent?
Our pieces are fully synthetic, made to order, and deliberately scarce. They don't fluctuate with markets or spoil in transit. They sit on your shelf and hold the joke forever.
This is what happens when fine craft meets absurdist commentary. A collectible that knows it's a collectible. Art that doesn't take itself seriously—but is made with serious intention.
What We Offer
Sculptural Collectibles Hand-finished pieces in premium PLA, resin, or bespoke metals. Designed to outlast the headlines that inspired them.
Limited Editions Small-batch releases tied to cultural moments. Once they're gone, they're gone.
Join the Movement
Global egg prices surge. Supply chains fracture. And somewhere, a chicken considers its options.
Welcome to the Eggless Economy—where scarcity meets satire, and the egg becomes artifact. These aren't commodities. They're collectibles. Sculptural objects built to outlast the headlines that inspired them.
The future of eggs is eggless. It starts here.
Don't buy stocks. Buy eggs.
A Note on Value
Let's be clear: Eggless Economy pieces are not investments, securities, or tradeable assets. They will not appreciate in the financial sense, though we like to think they appreciate in meaning.
This is art that winks at economics, not a replacement for your portfolio. We traffic in satire, not speculation.
That said, if a JPEG can sell for millions, perhaps there's room on the shelf for a hand-finished bronze egg.
FAQs
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Our standard pieces are crafted from premium composite polymer—selected for its durability, smooth finish, and refined weight. Each piece is balanced by hand to feel substantial, never hollow.
For bespoke commissions, we cast in aluminum, bronze, chrome, or gold. These are made to order and priced on inquiry.
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Every piece begins with a proprietary mold and is crafted to order—a process that takes several days to complete. We work in premium composite polymer or resin, with each form hand-sanded, primed, and painted. Careful polishing ensures a refined, flawless finish.
For bespoke commissions, we offer casting in aluminum, bronze, chrome, silver, or gold.
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Every design features a weighted base for graceful stability—whether displayed as a 7" Classic or the more intimate Mini size. The form is precision-engineered, then finished by hand: sanded, primed, polished. The result is a sculptural object that feels as intentional as it looks.
We work at the intersection of artisanal craft and modern fabrication—pieces that belong in a gallery, but are made to be held.
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Yes.
Eggless Economy lives in the tension between serious and playful—sculptural objects that reference extinction, scarcity, and the fragility of ecosystems, but refuse to take themselves too seriously.
Each piece is a quiet provocation. A conversation starter that rewards a second look. Art that belongs on a pedestal, but knows it's a little absurd to be there.
We make eggs. None of them are real. That's the point.