Permanent Objects for Impermanent Times.
Our collection
EGGTERNITY™
The flagship piece. Matte white, seven inches, built to stay.
$199
EGGVEST™
Gold silk finish. The collection's most substantial presence.
$299
Egg-seccutioner™
Matte black. Silent, weighted, unapologetically stark.
$199
Each egg is custom designed by local artisans and comes with a Certificate of Authenticity.
What is eggless economy?
Sculptural objects inspired by the world's most fragile form—reimagined in permanent materials. Each piece is precision-crafted, hand-finished, and designed to outlast the headlines that inspired it.
Part art. Part commentary. Fully shelf-stable.
Our Story
When egg prices surged and supply chains fractured, we asked a simple question: what if the egg—symbol of fragility, scarcity, and economic anxiety—became permanent?
That question became Eggless Economy. A collection of sculptural objects that hold the joke forever.
Why Own One?
These aren't novelty items. They're collectibles built with intention—objects that sit on a shelf and earn their place there.
Each piece is precision-crafted and finished by hand. Each comes with a Certificate of Authenticity. And each belongs to a limited run. Once they're gone, they're gone.
For the person who wants art that doesn't take itself too seriously—but is made with serious craft.
Art That Winks Back
Eggless Economy lives in the space between gallery and gift. Sculptural enough to display. Absurd enough to start a conversation. Permanent enough to pass down.
Some people collect art. Some people collect jokes. This is both.
In the Founder’s Words:
"I wanted to make something that captured a moment—the strangeness of watching egg prices become breaking news—and hold it in a form you could actually keep. Eggless Economy is satire you can put on a shelf."
—FW, Founder