EGGVEST™ – The Mini Hedge

$99.99
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Product Details

  • Dimensions: Similar in size to a standard chicken egg (~2.3 inches tall)

  • Material: High-quality PLA (Polylactic Acid) in metallic gold silk finish

  • Weight: ~0.5 – 0.6 lbs

  • Shipping Time: Made to order; ships within 7–10 business days

  • Edition:Part of the Classic Mini Collection. Always in stock. Always iconic.

  • Packaging: Ships in luxury minimalist packaging scaled for small icons of wealth

  • Authenticity: Includes a Certificate of Authenticity

Mini Hedge: The Pint-Sized Powerhouse

When gold feels passé and the market rattles your nerves, it’s time to diversify with The Mini Hedge — the compact relic built for unshakeable financial dominance. This hand-sized powerhouse retains all the gravitas of its full-scale predecessor, engineered from premium gold silk 3D-printed PLA. Smooth as a bull run, tougher than a crash, and more stable than any fiat gamble.

  • Unbreakable Wealth – Small in stature, colossal in fortitude — designed to outlast portfolios and pundits alike.

  • Tangible Power – A physical hedge you can hold, vault, or proudly display — no broker required.

  • Trade, Hold, Dominate – From your desk to a safety deposit box, keep it close and keep it secure.

  • Respected by Markets – Because some assets, no matter the size, command attention and fear in the financial world.

  • Buy it. Hold it. Sell it. But never, ever crack it.

Welcome to the next phase of portable, permanent wealth.

Product Details

  • Dimensions: Similar in size to a standard chicken egg (~2.3 inches tall)

  • Material: High-quality PLA (Polylactic Acid) in metallic gold silk finish

  • Weight: ~0.5 – 0.6 lbs

  • Shipping Time: Made to order; ships within 7–10 business days

  • Edition:Part of the Classic Mini Collection. Always in stock. Always iconic.

  • Packaging: Ships in luxury minimalist packaging scaled for small icons of wealth

  • Authenticity: Includes a Certificate of Authenticity

Mini Hedge: The Pint-Sized Powerhouse

When gold feels passé and the market rattles your nerves, it’s time to diversify with The Mini Hedge — the compact relic built for unshakeable financial dominance. This hand-sized powerhouse retains all the gravitas of its full-scale predecessor, engineered from premium gold silk 3D-printed PLA. Smooth as a bull run, tougher than a crash, and more stable than any fiat gamble.

  • Unbreakable Wealth – Small in stature, colossal in fortitude — designed to outlast portfolios and pundits alike.

  • Tangible Power – A physical hedge you can hold, vault, or proudly display — no broker required.

  • Trade, Hold, Dominate – From your desk to a safety deposit box, keep it close and keep it secure.

  • Respected by Markets – Because some assets, no matter the size, command attention and fear in the financial world.

  • Buy it. Hold it. Sell it. But never, ever crack it.

Welcome to the next phase of portable, permanent wealth.